Thursday, May 10, 2018

Souvenir

Searching for the perfect cheesy artifact to send home with visitors, I stopped by a Pine Street specialty store and was delighted by the high quality of their low-end designs. It does not seem possible to design a shopping tote that is overly loud. Every rear garage wall needs a sasquatch license plate. I chose an almost elegant Space Needle bottle opener that is magnetized for easy storage on the 'frig door. A lunch bag and a length of black and red checked ribbon should nail the presentation -30-
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Disintermediation

"What am I doing?" is a useful design question. I identified it after spending an hour surfing gizmos that would allow me to send a wireless signal from my favorite pocket radio to a set of wireless headphones. After careful but confused consideration of tech specs, I realized that simply pushing the on button and listening would solve the problem -30-
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Wednesday, May 9, 2018

The Folly

Over the course of several years I have improvised a comfortable, amazingly convenient four-poster bed based on a system of galvanized couplings from a commercial gardening catalogue. They're designed to join lengths of galvanized electrical conduit and work like securable versions of the Tinkertoy. Originally designed to support potted and hanging plants, the system is ideal for my purposes. 

Altogether, the makings cost a little less than the stylish but rickety $400 four-poster that was being marketed when I read the catalogue. The hangings and mattress support added another hundred, and later additions a hundred more. I designed the structure around an existing custom mattress. Next time I'd go for a standard size that is modular with self-inflating foam mattresses from The Great Big Hiking Co-op, memory foam toppers, and with standard lengths of display industry epoxy-coated wire grid.

The in-house handy person cut the conduit with a reciprocating saw, being careful not to deform it. The frame went together in about half an hour. Had I known what I was doing, the rest of the composition could have been completed in an hour or two. We cut and stained with watered-down ceiling paint a piece of construction-grade plywood that was on hand, drilled holes, and zip-tied the ply to the top of the frame in imitation of an Elizabethan four-poster). 

Cedar garden lattice supports the mattress. It too is zip-tied in place. I'd try display grid if I built another unit. Hangings are hot-glued lengths of low thread-count putty-colored cotton drop cloths. One narrow end of the frame is fitted with a grid panel as a headboard. It's a convenient spot to suspend a reading light, water bottle, messenger bag, and fused multi-tap extension cord. Luxury hiking amenities  work every day in this arrangement. Lengths of hook and loop tape hold back the hangings, and magical sliding castors protect the floor from the galvanized feet that came with the order. Next time, I'd try locking industrial wheels.

The bed is a room within a room that offers a silent retreat from the entertaining urban bustle of Bezos' Amazonia. The hangings offer variable seclusion, from full sulk to sociable interaction -30-



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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

The Grand Staircase

A light rail jaunt to the waterfront led me down University Street's elaborate staircase for the first time. It's a climb rather than a stroll. On the right remain the rusticated foundations of Seattle Hardware.

If you want to make a good impression on visitors, direct them to the steps. The light rail station is in the building that houses the symphony, and it is across the street from the art museum -30- More after the jump.

Monday, May 7, 2018

Design In A Heap

I find it productive to strew clothing on the floor. It's easy to discover viable combinations looking at things against a neutral rug. I can store digital images to shop my closet without having to handle everything -30-
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